There are few things that we are more passionate about than family and our greenhouse here at Chippewa Valley Growers. But bring us a good gardening pun or joke and we are like the best crop of summer and all ears (like corn, get it?!?!) We love some good laughs at ourselves, our field of interest (we couldn’t help it) or otherwise.
Here is a dose of the best medicine.
Q: What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
A: Garden hose!
Q: Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
A: Because they were too corny!
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!
Q: Which vegetable did Noah leave off the ark?
Q: What’s the easiest way to stop a dog from digging in the garden?
A: Take away his shovel!
Q: Why can’t the flower ride his bike?
A: Because he lost his petals!
Q: What do trees drink?
A: Root Beer!
Q: What kind of flower looks like it just came back from a fight?
A: A Black-Eyed Susan!
Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
A: It grew square roots!
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?A: Pumpkin pi (π)!
Well, did you wet your plants as much as we did? (Seriously, we can’t stop!) What are some of your favorites that we missed? Come on down and share some more with us! We think it might be part of the secret behind our plants being the strongest and healthiest around – all the laughter in the greenhouse.
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